1. Walking away from a fight is almost always the smart play. Your friends may think you're a pussy but that's better than getting your ass kicked and giving them the proof they need to confirm.
2. "What are you thinking about?" is a bad question to ask if your partner places any value on honesty.
3. Your government doesn't care about you.
4. Barack Obama used to care but he traded you for lobbyists in a twisted game of 'Need em, Got em, Need em.'
5. Though the learning process may be humbling, knowing how to properly perform oral sex is an invaluable skillset.
6. Skinny Jeans are fucking lame. They always were. They always will be. Admit your fashion mistake and move on.
7. Reading is a good idea.
8. If you are dating someone that you think is amazing but your friends think he/she is an asshole, your friends are probably right.
9. White-Urban-Educated-Liberal-Graphic Designers are not an accurate cross-section of the American populace.
10. People who support the indoor smoking ban, but still have the nerve to complain about smokers crowding the sidewalk, are not to be trusted. Clearly, they have no grasp of critical thinking or the basics of cause/effect.
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